Conversation between Jarrah and her friend, Jared, while washing their hands after school:
Jared:  My mommy knows everything.
Jarrah:  No, she doesn't.
Jared:  Yes, she does.
Jarrah:  No, she doesn't.
Jared:  Yes, she does!
Jarrah:  She doesn't know what God says.
Jared:  Yes, she does.
You know what I love?  That my daughter is brilliant enough to play the God card (go big or go home!) and she STILL didn't win.  (For the record, I know Jared's mom, Jared's mom is a friend of mine, and I wouldn't want to argue this point with him.)
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Strange coincidence:  Robyn and I returned to the scene of the Fro-Yo Cell Phone Debacle this afternoon, and I'll eat a gummy-worm-covered hat if the SAME WOMAN wasn't sitting at our old table, looking as territorial as a salmon after spawning.  (Just go with it, okay?)  And I'll be an egg on toast if there wasn't a SIGN on the table, in BLOCK LETTERS, saying "PEOPLE WITH FRO-YO.  WE DON'T LIKE YOU.  WE DON'T LIKE YOUR FRO-YO.  IF YOU SIT AT THIS TABLE, WE WILL TAKE YOUR FRO-YO AWAY AND THEN CALL THE COPS."  That is not strictly accurate, but it's pretty close.  So I guess there hasn't been a revolution in cell phone etiquette, just in passive-aggressive etiquette.  Which explains why I hadn't heard about it.
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Got a little depressed today when I saw this article on "mommy bloggers" from the New York Times.  Not so much when I saw the article, as when my friend Cheri directed me to the comments, where a famous blogger was defending a Mom's Right To Blog as a fundamental freedom of parenthood.  Which is great.  The part that depressed me was where she lists her blogging-related accomplishments, including "numerous magazines and anthologies" and an upcoming book.  Because, hello?  I am blogging EVERY DAY and I haven't gotten even one Pushcart Prize.  Or a measly monthly magazine column.  Harumph.  Now that IS strange.
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4 comments:
Not only is it strange but it's a travesty! You deserve your own book deal, column, award, etc.
And for the record, I never claimed to know everything. Jared made that up all on his own. Even I am not that deluded. :)
XOXOX
The popularity of 'mommy blogging' is totally killing my coolness factor. Ugh.
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What Robin said in her first paragraph! To whom do I write?!!
I too agree with Robyn! I'd buy your book. I'd read it too! :)
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