Sam: Jarrah, when you eat a popsicle, you have to clean up the mess afterward. There's red everywhere, even on the carpet.
Jarrah: You need Clorox bleach.
Sam: I don't think so. Clorox bleach would turn the carpet white.
Jarrah: No. (she walks determinedly over to the laundry shelf and points) It works. It's also great for laundry.
Sam: And how did you learn so much about the wonders of Clorox bleach?
Jarrah: From TV. It teaches me things.
Sam: It teaches you things? What kind of things?
Jarrah: Things. Like, how to remove stains.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA. That's fabulous.
Now tell her to do it herself. ;-) (I wouldn't let her do it with bleach, though...maybe a stain stick would be safer. ;-))
Whoa, scary! Ernie does stuff like that all the time, freaks me out every time. I never knew she was listening!
she has a point. it would remove the red. and maybe whatever actual color the carpet is.
OMG! Hysterical!
OMG! At least it is teaching her something useful. I can only imagine what she'd be learning if she watched, say, Gossip Girl! :) lix
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