Sam: Why are you still naked? Put your pajamas on and get into bed. I'm sick of this. Give me that belt buckle.
Jarrah: NONE OF MY ANIMALS LIKE IT IN HERE! THEY ONLY LIKE IT IN YOUR ROOM! (sob) (wail) (hurling pillow pets across room)
Sam: They're not going in our room.
Jarrah: I AM MOVING THEM TO YOUR ROOM! (sob) (wail)
Sam: I'm moving them to the garbage in a minute.
Jarrah: WHY DON'T YOU SEE THAT THEY NEED TO BE IN YOUR ROOM? (sob) (wail)
Sam: Alright, stop yelling in my ear. Lay down. Good night.
Jarrah: YOUR ROOM IS PEACEFUL! MINE IS NOT PEACEFUL!
Sam: I'll say.
Jarrah: I THOUGHT WE COULD PLAY APPLES TO APPLES IN BED! YOU SAID WE COULD PLAY APPLES TO APPLES IN BED!
Sam: Good night.
Jarrah: (sob) (wail) (thump) (thump) (silence)