Tuesday, October 14, 2008

It's All in the Delivery

Today in the car, Jarrah said "Let's tell jokes."

Sam: "Okay, here's one. A duck walks into a bar..."

Duck: "Got any bread?"
Bartender: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Bartender: "I said no."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Bartender: "For the last time, I said no! If you ask me again, I'm going to nail your beak to the bar!"
Duck: "Got any nails?"
Bartender: "NO!"
Duck: "Got any bread?"

Jarrah: I've got a joke. A moose walks into a barn. He sees a dandyflower. The dandyflower grew and grew. Then it talked.

Sam and Jarrah: (beat) HA! Hahahahahaha!

Sam: Okay, I've got another one. A moose walks into a barn. He sees a dandyflower. He says to the dandyflower "Whassssssupppp?" The dandyflower says "Whasssssuppppp?" The dandyflower grew and grew. Then it talked.

Sam and Jarrah: (beat) HA! Hahahahahahahaha!

Jarrah. No.

Sam: Whaddaya mean, no?

Jarrah: That's not right. A moose walks into a barn. He sees a dandyflower. The dandyflower grew and grew. Then it talked. Nobody says "What is up."

8 comments:

The Wades said...

She is one smart little cookie!! I love her!

Do you think she'd enjoy holding a tarantula with me?! ;)

Robyn said...

I can't believe you thought the dandyflower said, "Whasssssuuppppp?" I mean, really. :)

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

Hahahahahahaha!

That girl is going to go far, in case you didn't know.

Martha said...

She definitely tells jokes better than Vincent, who's current favorite goes a little like this:

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Nobody!

Me thinks he'd get heckled way before Jarrah does...

Paul and Heather said...

Jarrah is AWESOME!!!

Mary said...

I see stand-up in her future!

oxox,

Mary

Jen said...

HA! Hahahahahahahaha!

xo
Miss J

Jamy said...

I have no idea how I came across your blog, but hi! I laughed SOOOOOOO hard at this post! My son and his friend used to tell incomplete 'knock knock' jokes when they were 3 and laugh hysterically. Whatever floats their boat!