Today in the car, Jarrah said "Let's tell jokes."
Sam: "Okay, here's one. A duck walks into a bar..."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Bartender: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Bartender: "I said no."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Bartender: "For the last time, I said no! If you ask me again, I'm going to nail your beak to the bar!"
Duck: "Got any nails?"
Bartender: "NO!"
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Jarrah: I've got a joke. A moose walks into a barn. He sees a dandyflower. The dandyflower grew and grew. Then it talked.
Sam and Jarrah: (beat) HA! Hahahahahaha!
Sam: Okay, I've got another one. A moose walks into a barn. He sees a dandyflower. He says to the dandyflower "Whassssssupppp?" The dandyflower says "Whasssssuppppp?" The dandyflower grew and grew. Then it talked.
Sam and Jarrah: (beat) HA! Hahahahahahahaha!
Jarrah. No.
Sam: Whaddaya mean, no?
Jarrah: That's not right. A moose walks into a barn. He sees a dandyflower. The dandyflower grew and grew. Then it talked. Nobody says "What is up."
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7 comments:
She is one smart little cookie!! I love her!
Do you think she'd enjoy holding a tarantula with me?! ;)
I can't believe you thought the dandyflower said, "Whasssssuuppppp?" I mean, really. :)
She definitely tells jokes better than Vincent, who's current favorite goes a little like this:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobody!
Me thinks he'd get heckled way before Jarrah does...
Jarrah is AWESOME!!!
I see stand-up in her future!
oxox,
Mary
HA! Hahahahahahahaha!
xo
Miss J
I have no idea how I came across your blog, but hi! I laughed SOOOOOOO hard at this post! My son and his friend used to tell incomplete 'knock knock' jokes when they were 3 and laugh hysterically. Whatever floats their boat!
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